waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?


madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid


du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*


ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment

ofallcuteandsexy:

achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment


LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
LOTR Fandom:
Hunger Games Fandom:
The Book Thief Fandom:
The Maze Runner Fandom:
Every fandom:
Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”


fuzzykitty01:

p1ants:

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM

fuzzykitty01:

p1ants:

every time I walk past my neighbour’s letterbox a lil part of my soul evaporates

RUN YOU FOOL THAT IS AN ALASKAN BULL WORM


cooba22:

This one wins


turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”


kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok


alea-lefevre:

I tested some animation tricks on an old illustration so I decided to post it there.Is the gif going to be uploaded on the 1st attempt ? who knows?

alea-lefevre:

I tested some animation tricks on an old illustration so I decided to post it there.
Is the gif going to be uploaded on the 1st attempt ? who knows?


weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 


meulinsfriendfiction:

you can call a character your precious baby, and gush over them, and think they’re the greatest thing ever,

and still recognize that they’ve done some pretty nasty shit.

please and thank you.


casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.


momcrotch:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

AW

momcrotch:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

AW