peanutbutterdanitime:

ellisuwc:

raffichu:

She’s like Thor

Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

oh god i can hear them both oh heavens


toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread


buckybarrnes:

ohsylar:

what im looking for in a guy

  • chin length dark hair
  • stubble
  • was a soldier
  • has a metal arm
  • angsty
  • is an assassin
  • the winter soldier
  • i’m looking for the winter soldier

so is steve


urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for


brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.


undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day


will graham quitting his job: this is my resign

not-john-watson:

my-sociopathic-design:

cumberbumbers:

thattardisnerd:

shag-a-lot-sherlock:

cumberbuddy:

Aw lets all remember that Benedict isn’t keen on those amazing photos. ‘POSH ALIEN’ what an idiot. 

That is one sexy posh alien.

lol posh alien

I’d let him probe me

he could abduct me anyday…

I’d let him circle my crop any day

not-john-watson:

my-sociopathic-design:

cumberbumbers:

thattardisnerd:

shag-a-lot-sherlock:

cumberbuddy:

Aw lets all remember that Benedict isn’t keen on those amazing photos. ‘POSH ALIEN’ what an idiot. 

That is one sexy posh alien.

lol posh alien

I’d let him probe me

he could abduct me anyday…

I’d let him circle my crop any day


kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker


maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.


andtheniwaskilled:

Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.


jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for


godshideouscreation:

-loner:




"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.


Completely agree with the comment above.

Well shit

godshideouscreation:

-loner:


"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

Completely agree with the comment above.

Well shit


kenzihale:

Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.

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vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window