She’s like Thor
Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD
oh god i can hear them both oh heavens
im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:
Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
what im looking for in a guy
- chin length dark hair
- was a soldier
- has a metal arm
- is an assassin
- the winter soldier
- i’m looking for the winter soldier
so is steve
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
It’s National Annoy Squidward day
Aw lets all remember that Benedict isn’t keen on those amazing photos. ‘POSH ALIEN’ what an idiot.
That is one sexy posh alien.
lol posh alien
I’d let him probe me
he could abduct me anyday…
I’d let him circle my crop any day
what the hell’s a laker
Plot twist: The villain kills the main character and his girlfriend levels up her personal character development and takes over as protagonist.
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"
I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
Completely agree with the comment above.
Sometimes I forget how old Buffy is and then I see a laptop.
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window